Never Have I Ever...

Never have I ever drunk vodka through my eyeball

Never have I ever met anyone in person from this site

Never have I ever appeared in court

Never have I ever had my picture painted

Never have I ever had a lap dance

Never have I ever been to Spain

Never have I ever smoked a cigar.

Never have I ever danced on a table

Never have I ever had sex under a table.

Never have I ever had an operation

Never have I ever been to an orgy

Never have I ever eaten oysters

Never have I ever worn high heels

Never have I ever seen Gone With The Wind

Never have I ever heard say. “ it’s too big!!”

Never have I ever been on a surfboard

Never have I ever lived a dream

Never have I ever milked a cow.

Never have I ever been a nude model.

Never have I ever played darts

Never have I ever won at strip poker.

Never have I ever placed a bet on a horse race

Never have I ever ridden a horse.

Never have I ever been to a seance

Never have I ever been in a “sling.”

Never have I ever seen a ghost

Never have I ever said stop when they said “when?”

Never have I ever been to Graceland

Never have I ever wrote my name in the snow

Never have I ever been on safari