now my narrative. How to unpack 48 years of social and sexual construct and still remain approachable and funny. 

Sexuality. Kinkster. Long, lasting play is a must. Free time is hard to find so I like to make the most of it. Two things above all are not malleable. Safe, protected play and discretion. 

Social leanings. Not one for pounding music (unless its a gig). I like a decent conversation above all. Stimulate my mind and I’ll love you forever. 

Likes. I love talking with people of differing opinions to mine. I love when people try to change my mind on a topic. I search for people with a different outlook on life. I like good music. I like to read. I like good company. 

Dislikes. Arguing. Self centred people (narcissism has to be the most annoying character trait). Rudeness. Disrespect. Intolerance. 

General stuff. I’m naturally submissive but not weakl. I’m respectful but not beta. I’m experienced but not a site bike. I’m intelligent but not boring. I’m decisive but open to other opinions. 

Modern life reality. 

Relationships become texting. 

Arguing becomes phone calls. 

Emotions become status updates. 

We need the days of old. 

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“Cracker of a lad. Tip top guy”

The Irish Times. 

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“Smart chappy. Really knows his arse from his elbow”

Stephan Hawkins 

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“What a dreamboat. He can walk across one of my scenes anytime” 

Christian Bale 

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“He once spun me round. Once was enough”

Kylie Minogue 

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“I’ve never had aucuns razor explained so fluidly before. How the fundament principal may have been born of a diagnostic need but can be applied to most of life’s problems. Cheers man. That really helped” 

Joey Essex 

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“Aaaawwwwwgggghhhh”

Chewbacca

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“I wouldn’t say hung as much as protrudes slightly” 

Jenna Jameson

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